Going UP?
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
- CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
- STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without
getting off.
- WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
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GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.
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MEOW occasionally.
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STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror:
"You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
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SAY -DING at each floor.
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SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
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MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I
have new socks on."
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WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your
beeper?"
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TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
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DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers: "This is my personal space."
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WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
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PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.
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ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong
ones.
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HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
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DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: "That's mine!"
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BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
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PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
and exits with the Passengers.
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SWAT at flies that don't exist.
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CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
